Luckiest Deadbeat In The World

Orlando Hall should just sit at night and thank his lucky stars. He just knew his dumbass was going to jail so what does he do, he shows up for court still drunk from the night before. Hello jerk, if you can afford to drink and smoke, I think you can afford some lunch money for your son. But to no avail, this moron manages to muster up for the judge "Judge, here's the sitcheeashunn", my sister is sitting there thinking how did her sister ever have the nerve to sleep with such a moron much less manage to pull off having this kid who will defy all those moronic genes and be somebody. Thank you Jesus for that by the way. End result, they offered the stooge an attorney and he of course took one because that leaves him more time to get drunk and not pay me child support, oh yeah and owe somebody else money. I get this call from my sister later on telling me the details, apparently the judge asks O if he has been drinking because somebody has probably smelled it on him. He says he tied one on late into the night because he thought he was going to jail. Yep, he really said that out loud. The judge asked told him she could accomodate him with his request to get to jail and he bowed out of that one quickly taking his attorney and leaving the courtroom for a new date of whoknowswhen.